Peter I found you a present!

It is also for Alina. To celebrate your flat.

Happy flat getting day!


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If you swallow some cum, and a watermelon seed, you'll give birth to twins!

Only, one will have a watermelon for a head, and will only ever be able to find work in goofy horror games like Silent Hill XIV: Return of Watermelon Head ( Read more... )

Some FREAKING TARD is hammering and hammering RIGHT NEXT DOOR at nine in the morning. It sounds honestly like someone is constantly knocking on our door, especially since all our windows are open because it's FREAKING HOT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAKING NOISE? IT'S NINE! DO NOT WAKE THE LFOD! It is sleeping. And 3/4 premenstrual.

DOOM!

( total boringness I'm sure )

So I may or may not be sick again, this time with something viral, and grossly bloody. Feeling okay at the moment but it was bad this morning, I had to beg a ride home with my parents, after fifteen minutes working then fifteen minutes trying to stop my nose bleeding and freaking out that I was losing too much blood and feeling all faint and sick ( Read more... )